Behold METALMO

Last night was the very end of the Reel Asian gig with a big party for the volunteers.  It was tempuratastic with lots of giveaways that never seemed to stop.  I won some ninja socks which at first I mistook for gloves meant for kids with flippers.  It's like my big toe has swine flu and lives in it's very own quarantine zone away from the other little piggies.  Just the other day I mentioned that ninja was considered a bad word while I was growing up.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK.  I guess the people in power thought kids would green up and go on a nun chuck crime spree if you mentioned the N word.

I used to go round my friend at the end of the street's house and have "sing the theme tune" contests judged by Nanny Pam pre-American Idol/X factor.  I'm not sure I could quite hit those notes anymore.  Heroes in a Half Shell - Turtle Power! (wouldn't a whole shell just be a walnut?).

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Tonight is the Movember gala parté.  I came to the game a little late but have had a fun time playing with my face fuzz after coming up with the pun team name Moby Schick.  I found a perfect Dick quote that mentions November and growing grim about the mouth.  Later today I'll transform my face in to a seascape with my tache as the famous albino beast.  Not being a natural blond I had help from Fuss hair studio who took the pigment out of my upper lip.  I joked about putting to foil on my whiskers but it totally worked, thanks to Kirstin.